Needed : Cheesy Pick-up Lines

[feedback]

We're working on a project and we could use your help.

Please reply in this thread with any cheesy pick-up lines you've ever used, heard, or had used on you.

We'll be picking the best/worst ones for our project once we have good selection.

Thanks!

[astrosky]

"You must be pretty tired"
"Oh?"
"From running through my mind all night"

(Yeah, its lame, but it usually gets a smile)

[speaker (former member)]

he: i saw you checking me out back there, and i decided it would be ok
with me if you wanted to take me home.

she:
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he: my buddy and i have a bet. he bet that i couldnt get your phone
number.

[cajundad (former member)]

I seem to have lost my phone number, may I borrow yours?

[territoryboy]

Excuse me?

Yes

Good I was about to ask that. I've never slept with a mind reader before. Lets go!

[twincarb]

Try these uk ones ;
Heres 20p phone your mum and tell you won't be home tonight.

There is one place that that that (dress, top, jeansor whichever item of clothing you choose) will look better than on you.
A. On my bedroom floor.

My face is leaving in 5, be on it.

But the all time tastless, kick in the stones, slap of the face and pour drink over you is......Drumroll please.

Do you F@@k on first dates, usuall followed by one of the above.

[territoryboy]

"Wow, you must be exhausted"

"No, I'm not. Why do you ask?"

"Because you've been running through my mind all night!"

[chazzyok]

Did it hurt?

Huh?

You must have fell from Heaven...

[fringey]

You must have a black belt in karate, because you knock me out.

Your daddy must be God, because you are an angel.

I must be sleeping, because you are my dream girl.

What's your sign? I am hoping it is "Yield".

I am here to help. What's your sexual fantasy?

And the all time cheesiest pick up line is *drumroll please*:

This isn't a line and I am not trying to pick you up, but.........




Patrick
a.k.a. Fringey, The Fringe Element
"A life lived without passion is a life not lived."

[svecica (former member)]

If I tell you that you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me?



- svecica

[piggychic1971]

Did it hurt?
What? Did it hurt.....when you fell from heaven?

or this,

Excuse me, but are you gonna buy her a drink...or give her the cash?

or this,

Do you wanna dance.....or put out that a**!

[stormgazr]

Q: Wanna know what would look really good on you?

A: ME!

[murefu (former member)]

My name might not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.

Your name must be Visa cause you're every where I want to be.

Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

You be my Dairy Queen I'll be your Burger King, treat me right and I'll do it your way right away.

Want to see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Would you like gin and platonic or would you prefer scotch and sofa.

Forget that, playing doctor is for kids, lets play gynecologist.

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

Just call me milk, i'll do your body good.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous.

Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was x-mas could I visit you between the holidays?

You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.

Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

That dress looks great on you, as a matter of fact, so would i.

Was it love at first sight or should I walk by again?

[openeyes]

.IS that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants.

[skydancers (former member)]

.pants will always be pants and there is always a considerable amount of crap there. it is just physically or metaphorically just sifting throught the proverbially that makes the difference